I love scotch.
scotchy, scotch, scotch.
here it goes down,
down into my belly......
-Anchorman
Boy, that
ESCALATED QUICKLY.
I mean, that really got
out of hand fast.
-Anchorman
"What?
You pooped in the refrigerator?
And you ate the whole...
wheel of cheese?
Heck, I'm not even mad;
that's amazing."
-Anchorman
"I look around the career tributes
who are showing off, clearly trying
to intimidate the field."
-Anchorman
"I'm a glass case of
EMOTION"
-Anchorman
I got a new cologne,
it's called venom.......
It's pretty much 100% snake venom.
-Anchorman
Always make sure that parents
are around when you hug a child.
""HELLO""
-Anchorman
Hey fat-face! You!
You stay classy!
-Anchorman
"When you've got an ass
like the north star, wise
men are going to
follow it."
-Anchorman
"That Minotaur
head belongs to
a Minotaur I used
to know before I
ripped his
head off"
-Anchorman
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"I don't know
how to put this,
but I'm kind of
a big deal."
-Anchorman
"I am humble.
I mean, really humble,
"hey everyone, come see
how humble I am!"
-Anchorman
I'm very important.
I have many leather-bound
books and my apartment
smells of rich mahogany.
-Anchorman
