ANCHORMAN QUOTES

I love scotch.
scotchy, scotch, scotch.
here it goes down,
down into my belly......

                                     -Anchorman 

                                   


Boy, that
ESCALATED QUICKLY.
I mean, that really got
out of hand fast.

                           -Anchorman 

"What?
You pooped in the refrigerator?
And you ate the whole...
                    wheel of cheese?

Heck, I'm not even mad;
                     that's amazing."

                                          -Anchorman 

"I look around the career tributes
who are showing off, clearly trying
       to intimidate the field."
                                                 -Anchorman 

"I'm a glass case of
     EMOTION"
                             -Anchorman 

I got a new cologne,
 it's called venom.......

It's pretty much 100% snake venom.

                                                    -Anchorman 

Always make sure that parents
are around when you hug a child.
             ""HELLO""

                                                  -Anchorman 

Hey fat-face! You!
You stay classy!

                                  -Anchorman 

"When you've got an ass 
like the north star, wise
men are going to
follow it."
                                   -Anchorman 

 "That Minotaur
 head belongs to
a Minotaur I used 
to know before I
     ripped his
      head off"
                          -Anchorman 

"I don't know
 how to put this,
but I'm kind of
 a big deal."
                         -Anchorman 

"I am humble.
I mean, really humble,
"hey everyone, come see
how humble I am!"
                          -Anchorman 

I'm very important.
I have many leather-bound
books and my apartment
smells of rich mahogany.
                                       -Anchorman